Small Bears

I LOL'D.

From Hold Everything: Stormtroopers Have Discovered Tactics:

"Stormtroopers also demonstrated their willingness to break off and chase whatever came their way, with very little discipline, which is how an army of small bears nearly wrecked one of Vader’s legions on the Forest Moon of Endor. So the modicum of tactical acumen that stormtroopers displayed last week came as a genuine shock."

Star Wars Titles

Lucasfilm give this man one million dollars pic.twitter.com/ApdxYSw4fr

— Chela supports BLM (@akachela) July 31, 2020

LEGO Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon

For a mere $800, you too can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Fantastic Combo

Via GunFreeZone.net

Princess Leia shared "Death Star Plans" with you

I've also thought that 99% of the plot driving problems from Seinfeld would be eliminated if they had mobile phones.

They should've used Dropbox. #MayThe4th

— Dropbox (@Dropbox) May 4, 2017

Best Birthday Gift Ever!

I laughed out loud and a lot!

Knox Wars

"The ADDY Strikes Back" from Elastic Pictures on Vimeo.

Build Your Own Full Size Phone Controlled BB-8

A lot more work than I willing to take on, but very cool.



Via @AmyEngineer

Undercover Boss

I've had worse bosses...

Star Wars Ham Radio Link

Isn't the internet cool? Someone wonders if there is any link to the sounds used in Star Wars and Ham radio. The "degrees of separation" magic happens and we get:

"This is Ben Burtt, sound designer of the Star Wars films. A friend sent me a link to this blog thinking I would like to comment.The answer is yes, I have always been a ham radio enthusiast."

Cosplay

Star Wars meets Big Hero 6

http://lordmesa-art.tumblr.com/post/136208835315/cosplay-starwars

Lightsaber Battle in Chrome

Very cool!

Wield your lightsaber to escape the First Order in this #ChromeExperiment: https://t.co/D7vpCk6qzG #lightsaberescape pic.twitter.com/QDSpM3QSi2

— Google Chrome (@googlechrome) December 15, 2015

Luke

pic.twitter.com/Pq02ssq2FZ

— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) December 9, 2015

Telnet Star Wars

So there was the Star Wars traceroute... now you can see A New Hope in ASCII via telnet. Telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl.

More Space News

First, there is this:

400 days until 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' hits cinemas near you! #EpisodeVII #Stayontarget pic.twitter.com/8kSRsHuWsM
— Star Wars VII (2015) (@StarWars_VII) November 13, 2014

And also pictures from the probe that landed (bounced) on the comet.

Space News

First, all your base is belong to us:



Via Dustbury

Second, Europe borrows the plot from a movie I love to hate and lands a probe on a comet.

Lastly, Google buys an old NASA space hanger. These seems like a necessary step in the plan for Skynet.

Gone with the Star Wind

Gone with the Wind = Star Wars.

For Star Wars Geeks

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601]
Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation.  All rights reserved.

C:\Users\brick>tracert 216.81.59.173

Tracing route to read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net [216.81.59.173]
over a maximum of 30 hops:

  6    29 ms    22 ms    24 ms  10gigabitethernet1-3.core1.atl1.he.net [198.32.132.75]
  7    20 ms    18 ms    17 ms  216.66.0.26
  8    59 ms    55 ms    57 ms  10.26.26.22
  9   709 ms    57 ms    63 ms  Episode.IV [206.214.251.1]
 10    59 ms   261 ms    63 ms  A.NEW.HOPE [206.214.251.6]
 11    56 ms    56 ms    57 ms  It.is.a.period.of.civil.war [206.214.251.9]
 12    60 ms    59 ms    56 ms  Rebel.spaceships [206.214.251.14]
 13    59 ms    59 ms    56 ms  striking.from.a.hidden.base [206.214.251.17]
 14    59 ms    56 ms    57 ms  have.won.their.first.victory [206.214.251.22]
 15    57 ms    57 ms    59 ms  against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire [206.214.251.25]
 16    57 ms    56 ms    57 ms  During.the.battle [206.214.251.30]
 17    62 ms    58 ms    59 ms  Rebel.spies.managed [206.214.251.33]
 18    58 ms    57 ms    58 ms  to.steal.secret.plans [206.214.251.38]
 19    59 ms    59 ms    58 ms  to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon [206.214.251.41]
 20    59 ms    58 ms    59 ms  the.DEATH.STAR [206.214.251.46]
 21    59 ms    56 ms    58 ms  an.armored.space.station [206.214.251.49]
 22    58 ms    56 ms    56 ms  with.enough.power.to [206.214.251.54]
 23    61 ms    58 ms    56 ms  destroy.an.entire.planet [206.214.251.57]
 24    61 ms    61 ms    58 ms  Pursued.by.the.Empires [206.214.251.62]
 25    58 ms    60 ms    60 ms  sinister.agents [206.214.251.65]
 26    59 ms    60 ms    60 ms  Princess.Leia.races.home [206.214.251.70]
 27    64 ms    59 ms    60 ms  aboard.her.starship [206.214.251.73]
 28    59 ms    64 ms    58 ms  custodian.of.the.stolen.plans [206.214.251.78]
 29    61 ms    58 ms    59 ms  that.can.save.her [206.214.251.81]
 30    58 ms    61 ms    59 ms  people.and.restore [206.214.251.86]

Trace complete.

Conspiracy Theory

My mind has officially been blown. I don't know if I will ever believe anything ever again. Too many coincidences. Too many improbabilities. Everything I thought I knew to be true since the seventies... my world is upside down.

Open Source Death Star

Resistance is futile.

arrington Open Source Death Star Hits Kickstarter After Government Foolishly Refuses To Build One techcrunch.com/2013/02/05/ope… via @techcrunchTue, Feb 05 15:58:39 from Tweet Button