By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers— Alex Kerfoot (@akerfoot) May 20, 2018
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
True
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Geek Jokes
Both via @ItsRobbAllen:
Using a hexadecimal system is cool A-F— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 27, 2018
"This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined."— Ed Latimore (@EdLatimore) May 1, 2018
Friday, March 23, 2018
Vworp Vworp Vworp
Hysterical...
The new Doctor Who intro is a bit shit pic.twitter.com/NhIjLjZ2n8— Nev (@LFCNev) March 18, 2018
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Puzzle
I'd post more, but I've been struggling to get my new furniture assembled. The instructions are a bit confusing.
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
The Mel Brooks Collection
I've tried to swear off collecting things, but I'm tempted by The Mel Brooks Collection - 9 Blu-ray discs for $30. I don't know all the movies, but there are five that would be worth it without the others.
Disc 1: The Twelve Chairs
Disc 2: Blazing Saddles
Disc 3: Young Frankenstein
Disc 4: Silent Movie
Disc 5: High Anxiety
Disc 6: History of the World - Part 1
Disc 7: To Be or Not to Be
Disc 8: Spaceballs
Disc 9: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Disc 1: The Twelve Chairs
Disc 2: Blazing Saddles
Disc 3: Young Frankenstein
Disc 4: Silent Movie
Disc 5: High Anxiety
Disc 6: History of the World - Part 1
Disc 7: To Be or Not to Be
Disc 8: Spaceballs
Disc 9: Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Skills That Come in Handy
Brazilian Checkout pic.twitter.com/5NQkAJmzn3— World and Science (@WorldAndScience) February 14, 2018
Via LA3ZA
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Friday, February 2, 2018
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
Funny IT Tweets
Ouch.
DevOps: "load-balanced, auto-scaled, multi-region redundant services for maximum availability"— Liam O 🦆 (@liamosaur) November 1, 2017
Also DevOps: "Slack is down, I can't do work"
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer unusable.” - Leslie Lamport— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom) December 3, 2017
Why can't we rate this app in the App Store?— Chad Whitaker (@chadwhitaker) November 10, 2017
- None of my friends are on it
- The notifications are annoying
- It's full of spam pic.twitter.com/D1KCkURCCs
shamelessly stolen from reddit... but so appropriate... @nixcraft pic.twitter.com/Y9t9sGcPyx— #Jed (@JedCavins) September 19, 2017
Sunday, January 14, 2018
Crushing It at the Gym
when u hit a new PR in the gym 💪 pic.twitter.com/EtiCR7giVK— Joey Salads Videos (@JoeySaladsVids) February 1, 2017
Saturday, January 6, 2018
HBS Working Knowledge Comments of the Year
Harvard Business School's Working Knowledge produced a list of their favorite comments from 2017. This one made me laugh:
People Have an Irrational Need to Complete Sets of Things
Joel comments: I like this for two reasons:
1) You can build dramatic tension by starting a list.
It reminds me of that joke about the 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
People Have an Irrational Need to Complete Sets of Things
Joel comments: I like this for two reasons:
1) You can build dramatic tension by starting a list.
It reminds me of that joke about the 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Doom!
It's everywhere!
You can play "Doom" on a thermostat because of course you can https://t.co/tql3kdXQpX pic.twitter.com/P2Ob7fy1xD— Motherboard (@motherboard) May 23, 2017
Look, I'm not saying ATMs are trivial to hack, just that lots of them seem to run Doom okay. Infer what you will 😏 pic.twitter.com/PNPPj4L4Tp— covfefe||oɥɔsɐp (@da5ch0) March 6, 2017
Friday, May 26, 2017
Friday Funny
Via Dustbury:
Checkout some others at (I kid you not) the Electrical Engineering Memes for Fourier Transformed Teens.
Checkout some others at (I kid you not) the Electrical Engineering Memes for Fourier Transformed Teens.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
I don't know about that...
Hysterical... Amazon Echo Silver by SNL.
By the way, I got my Echo Dot to control my Honeywell thermostats. Pretty cool to ask her what the temperature is upstairs or down and get her to make the changes. I'm surprised how frequently I find the voice control to be handy. (I have CarPlay and really like using Siri to make calls and read or send messages.)
Via @Scott_WZ0W
By the way, I got my Echo Dot to control my Honeywell thermostats. Pretty cool to ask her what the temperature is upstairs or down and get her to make the changes. I'm surprised how frequently I find the voice control to be handy. (I have CarPlay and really like using Siri to make calls and read or send messages.)
Via @Scott_WZ0W
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Princess Leia shared "Death Star Plans" with you
I've also thought that 99% of the plot driving problems from Seinfeld would be eliminated if they had mobile phones.
They should've used Dropbox. #MayThe4th— Dropbox (@Dropbox) May 4, 2017
Monday, March 27, 2017
That Explains It
Never seen a Chick-fil-A without a line wrapped around it. They close on Sundays to count money. Not because Jesus said so.— NIGris Elba (@hosienation) March 16, 2017
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Happy Anniversary!
Hopefully it is a happy one... if not, you may be in trouble if you are getting a radio and she's getting something from PSA.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
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