Recount Results

Chick-fil-a is the new President with 320 electoral votes. https://t.co/1NrKT9BRHm

— CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) December 6, 2016

Do You Even Lift Flow Chart

Happy Halloween!

"Ham Op" is 3rd Most Popular Costume this Halloween Season https://t.co/nvDeBCNxEW #HamHijinks #hamradio pic.twitter.com/YAltKER5ZH

— Ham Hijinks (@HamHijinks) October 27, 2016

Purgatory

Methodists make up for our lack of purgatory with an abundance of committees and extended meetings.

— THE Fake UMC Bishop (@fakeUMCbishop) September 16, 2016

Caliber Debate is Over

Clearly, the 9mm doesn't penetrate sufficiently.

Via SaysUncle

28 Websites

The North Korea internet only as 28 sites, so maybe you could really surf to the end of the internet there.

End Times

Fact.

@ChrchCurmudgeon @john_starke I firmly believe that were are closer to the end times now than we have ever been before in history.

— Vasili1097 (@vasili1097) September 13, 2016

TCP Joke

@bucslife76 @nixcraft Did someone ask for a TCP joke ? pic.twitter.com/CXd7LsowPi

— David de Groot (@DAdeGroot) September 15, 2016

CAT Controlled Rigs

Isn't technology amazing?

CAT controlled rig. pic.twitter.com/mojSkyZTx9

— 2E0GQQ (@M6GQQ) September 13, 2016

Satellite GO

My family has taken to calling my sat activity, running down the street with antenna, phone, and HT "Satellite GO" ...gotta catch 'em all!😆

— Matthew KK4FEM (@kk4fem_radio) September 12, 2016

A Beowulf Cluster of TRS-80 Computers

Okay, not quite...

A table full of internet-connected TRS-80s…awesome! #VCFMW pic.twitter.com/zrBxqGCttC

— TRS-80 Trash Talk (@TRS80TrashTalk) September 10, 2016

Sprinkling

Ha!

There was a small fire at the Methodist Church Sunday. The sprinklers went off.

Everyone was saved.

— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) August 31, 2016

Speaker Mic for Your Phone

And the worst thing about it... it won't work with your iPhone 7 if the rumors are true and the headphone jack is going away.

And the "useless item of the century" award goes to... But maybe I'll give it a try with #Echolink. #hamr #hamradio pic.twitter.com/SvLKBQGTi9

— Christian Diemoz (@Chris_Diemoz) August 30, 2016

Computer Magic

computers are magic but they're harry potter magic, you gotta practice the magic words & study about em

— ☀️ Summertime Kim ☀️ (@datawitch000) August 14, 2016

Fake Windows Update

Fake Windows Update is fantastic. Pick an OS and hit F11 to go full screen. It hides the mouse cursor and you can even press Enter for a BSOD.

Remember - only use your powers for good.

Via @bobgoyetche

Heathkit

Ha!

Ordered a Heathkit... pic.twitter.com/DxIbzQDoHL

— Ham Hijinks (@HamHijinks) August 15, 2016

Amazon, Sunspring, and Skynet

Apparently Amazon's algorithm doesn't know all of your deepest, darkest desires since no one bought anything yesterday.

That failure along with this movie created by an AI that was fed bunches of sci-fi scripts makes me feel like we are safe from Skynet for a while yet.

Die Hard Reloaded

The bane of a real sysadmin. I will do anything for uptime. #xkcd #sysadminday #humor pic.twitter.com/SlZ6XQXdm3

— nixCraft (@nixcraft) July 24, 2014

La Plus Ca Change

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Here's the true different between mainframe computing & #cloudcomputing #hackers #geeks pic.twitter.com/u4n6wWCE1C

— Mil Air Comms (@MilAirComms) July 27, 2016

Afternoon Farmer

Old Fashioned Insults...

Afternoon Farmer - A laggard; a farmer who rises late and is behind in his chores; hence, anyone who loses his opportunities.

 I think that one fits me right now.